Monday Rant!

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So this morning I thought of putting down one or two… okay five… of the thoughts that were crossing me mind. Me I think.. such stuff are worth pondering.

  1. Why the eff is Access Kenya crappy? I mean? Can’t they see that we’re suffering? And speaking of which, isn’t it sad that nowadays for anything to work ‘properly’ we need to be ‘wired-in’? Isn’t it really boring and sad that we have to sit behind machines and have to be connected to the net so that things can happen? And back to the real question, does Access Kenya know just how much woman hours have been lost just by ranting and raving at them? Nkt!
  2. What the eff was Raila thinking? Fine, he’s old and all and yea, tendency is that the older you are the less tolerant you are towards diverse sexualities. But he is learned isn’t he? Doesn’t he know just how much problems he can spur with such comments? Is he aware that such will increase the chances of more deaths, more HIV infections, more suffering etc etc? And does he realise that this is NOT the Kenya he was referring to? Is he effing serious? Okay, so he’s not for it. But so what? Who cares if he is for it? And then he goes ahead and mentions the bill of rights right after the snotty comments he made. Does he see how much of an oxymoron that is?
  3. They fixed Ngong Rd. Am so happy! Before, it used to be quite the bumpy ride that stretch from Karen to Dagoretti Corner. The great corner LOL! No more “du-du-du-du-du-du” when javving hehe!
  4. The other day I was thinking about love. And I always go back to that same quote from the bible. (yea, the bible!) 1st Corinthians 13:4-7 “4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 8 Love never fails.”
  5. Nimekosa cha kusema! And yea, I know today’s Tuesday!

*Over & Out*

Dear Mr Tractor Driver A.K.A Agwambo!

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Once in a while you come across some out of this world type of writings. Such as these!

Enjoy!

“Dear Hon., Professor, Mrs, his highness, councillor, referee, Dr.,Mr., tractor driver Agwambo Raila Odinga. We are glad that you might not be in the list of perpetrators of post election violence. We would
sell our souls to the devil to have your name expunged from that list.

RAILA ODINGA

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We are also grateful you have FULLY recovered from the surgical procedure you underwent to remove a brain tumour in your lungs, heart, brain and bones. We love you so much.

We also love the company you keep e.g. Anyang Nyong’o who uphold the human rights of everyone in this beautiful, peaceful, rich and democratic country in Kenya which is almost to be declared a superpower. We also love Ruto because of trying to extinguish the fire that burnt 30 human beings in a church in Kiambaa,
Eldoret. Its was bad enough the Eldoret municipality fire engine was late and kept Ruto waiting. It was a traumatic experience for Ruto and his tribesmen to see 30 people getting roasted in a church. Also, a lot of bibles were burn including the altar of god. The bible is not just holy but has entertaining fables that would make anyone (including muslims) burn the mid night oil to savour them.

We love the fact that you delivered the new constitution which was long overdue. May god shower you and your lovely kids and their spouses with an avalanche of blessings.

There is our very beautiful and hard working minister called Hon. E. Murugi. She is our friend and mother. Our sister and guardian. Please don’t attempt to sack her and pass the message to our very friendly president Kibaki (who has a track record in building our roads and giving us free (and compulsory) primary education. Thank him for the quality education in our schools).

Hon. Murugi did not do anything wrong except by saying some sexual proclivities are a vice. With the clergy demanding for her sacking, please tell them to create their own Min. of Special Programmes funded by their churches to do a better job than Murugi with regard to HIV programming for MARPs.

Yours in christ

Blah blah blah.”

*Over & Out*

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