One Day I Will Have My Own Car!

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I’M SO PISSED OFF!

Whenever it rains I always get pissed off. Not because of the rain, rather because of the soggy-brained humans who drive on our roads mannerlessly! As in seriously, I know you have a car! That’s why there is a *whole road for you. But PULEEZ when it rains, ENLARGE YOUR BRAIN and EYES! Not all pedestrian pathways are usable during the rainy season. Have that in mind! I mean, it should be there already! You were a measly pedestrian before right? NkT! Am so pissed off!! SHENZITYPES!!

I’ve always vowed that, that day I have my own ride, I shall try my level best to drive carefully especially during rainy days and puddled roads. Because I don’t want to be on the receiving end of such rants. Today I was splashed on with muddy brown water by like three drivers. And they didn’t even look back or wave to apologize. Its so so annoying! Kwanza imagine this scenario, you’re wearing your best under the yucky circumstances and some lunatic decides he’s in too much of a hurry and won’t be on the look out for puddles on the road and *SPLASH!!* He sprays you with the latest release from the heavens and dots your outfit with an unwanted patchwork of mud and muddy water! NKT!!

Ujinga kama hii hatutaki! NKT!

 

 

On the flip side, we could complain to kanjo and blame them for not doing their work properly by ensuring that drainages actually work and that roads don’t harbour holes that breed puddles! We could smack them in the face with our wet and muddy clothes and tell them to do the laundry for its their fault. But as we are humans, its easier to blame the ‘weaker’ one of the equation. #SadReality.

In the end, I think we can work things out amicably. If you own a car and you are reading this and have on occasions done the above to anyone, SHAME SHAME SHAME ON YOU!!! Now, next time, do be on the look out for those yucky puddles and slow down. It won’t hurt. Fine, you might be honked at, but at least you know you’ll have put a smile on some faces. Especially the chiq who wore white on such a day and you slowed down so as not to splash water on her. #MakesSense right?

Have a ‘muddy-spots’-free day won’t you!

*Over & Out*

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10 Responses to “One Day I Will Have My Own Car!”

  1. shenzitype Says:

    hey Jolie
    sorry for splashing over you with my SUV ,while i was driving back home ,but you ought to buy your own car and stop complaining ..but i’l try driving carefully next time 😉

    yours splashing
    Car Owner..

    • Joliea Says:

      @shenzitype, YOU HAVE SOME NERVE!! If I could, I could throw a stone at your rear window and smash it to bits then we see who laughs last NKTTTT!!!!

      • shenzitype Says:

        Good luck! we’l see my car is pretty fast you know..more than the speed of your stone nway..;-)

      • Joliea Says:

        @shenzitype, aki wewe!! nktest!!

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  3. sweetie Says:

    pole my dear…. can we now pay the insurance for our car?

    • Joliea Says:

      @sweetie, leta gari ndio tulipe 😉

  4. Mackel9 Says:

    Thats always so annoying happened to me last week. I know that feeling, its maddening boils my blood with anger! I hope someone could teach those *@*¿@ some road etiquette.

  5. swmaina Says:

    No one does this on purpose – I think. It could be a choice of either the driver rams onto an oncoming 18-wheeler or this. Most drivers try to avoid splashing pedestrians by slowing down completely, or driving away from the floodwater. Sometimes they don’t really see the pedestrian until they are too close to slow or swerve. All the same, some suckers drive without thinking… those are the ones whose blood you should be baying for :]
    May the Force be with you 🙂

    • Joliea Says:

      @swmaina,
      Thanks for commenting. Yea, I sure do hope I get my own ride and join the crew LOL!


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