Dear Mr Tractor Driver A.K.A Agwambo!

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Once in a while you come across some out of this world type of writings. Such as these!

Enjoy!

“Dear Hon., Professor, Mrs, his highness, councillor, referee, Dr.,Mr., tractor driver Agwambo Raila Odinga. We are glad that you might not be in the list of perpetrators of post election violence. We would
sell our souls to the devil to have your name expunged from that list.

RAILA ODINGA

Image by ActionPixs (Maruko) via Flickr

We are also grateful you have FULLY recovered from the surgical procedure you underwent to remove a brain tumour in your lungs, heart, brain and bones. We love you so much.

We also love the company you keep e.g. Anyang Nyong’o who uphold the human rights of everyone in this beautiful, peaceful, rich and democratic country in Kenya which is almost to be declared a superpower. We also love Ruto because of trying to extinguish the fire that burnt 30 human beings in a church in Kiambaa,
Eldoret. Its was bad enough the Eldoret municipality fire engine was late and kept Ruto waiting. It was a traumatic experience for Ruto and his tribesmen to see 30 people getting roasted in a church. Also, a lot of bibles were burn including the altar of god. The bible is not just holy but has entertaining fables that would make anyone (including muslims) burn the mid night oil to savour them.

We love the fact that you delivered the new constitution which was long overdue. May god shower you and your lovely kids and their spouses with an avalanche of blessings.

There is our very beautiful and hard working minister called Hon. E. Murugi. She is our friend and mother. Our sister and guardian. Please don’t attempt to sack her and pass the message to our very friendly president Kibaki (who has a track record in building our roads and giving us free (and compulsory) primary education. Thank him for the quality education in our schools).

Hon. Murugi did not do anything wrong except by saying some sexual proclivities are a vice. With the clergy demanding for her sacking, please tell them to create their own Min. of Special Programmes funded by their churches to do a better job than Murugi with regard to HIV programming for MARPs.

Yours in christ

Blah blah blah.”

*Over & Out*

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3 Responses to “Dear Mr Tractor Driver A.K.A Agwambo!”

  1. Tweets that mention Dear Mr Tractor Driver A.K.A Agwambo! « Me I Think… -- Topsy.com Says:

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  2. Kenne Mwikya Says:

    hahahaha, i can’t belive you posted this. lol, out of the world writing

    • Joliea Says:

      @Kenne,

      LMAO! I asked for permission didn’t I?


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